Dildo Detention

Presenting Australia’s best kept sewer grind secret, Vaginal Carnage and their first and only full length entitled Dildo Detention, due to the tragic death of vocalist Reeky Bits this year (R.I.P).
Although Dildo Detention was released sometime in 2002, it’s not a sound that marks any particular time frame. Although not overly guttural, it has definite themes of classic pornogrind like CBT and GUT, but the new school drops of Nasum and new Reinfection, but mainly reminded me of the legendary Hemdale. Vaginal Carnage are definitely carrying on the already impressive Aussie Grind tradition, this is some really high energy super sick grind that Australia has long been known to producing. Vaginal Carnage strike me to have a raw and genuine underground appeal though, much more so than some the bigger aussie bands like Fuck… Im Dead and Blood Duster.
Dildo Detention is a outstanding and original goregrind masterpiece, complete with hilarious samples and titles, upbeat short songs that with slimey churning riffs that will grind your head right the fuck in. Perfectly placed breakdowns, which are not overused at all which was good to see.
11 tracks of this album tends to go too quick for my liking, it’s a shame there isn’t more from these guys on offer, as I think they just plain fucking rule, this album is completely faultless in my eyes and has become legendary in my collection.
I was lucky enough to see these guys live while they were still around, which passed me by in a blur of stupefaction, sorta leaving me going “what the fuck just happened”.
The set was short, but to be blunt, fucking amazing.
Reeky’s vocals are some of the best I’ve heard, fully burpy and croaky, true grind styles, some tracks adding in some hardcoreish shouts/chants guest vox.
Suiting this music perfectly, Benny and Mag totally compliment each other, crazy and tight-as-hell drumming alongside raw mincing riffs. You simply cannot find better goregrind in my opinion than this without being in 1996 or some shit, Vaginal Carnage offer everything you love about new and old school gore and grind summed up in one brutally perverted package. Get this anyway you can.