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Celtic_Fire_666
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:43 pm 
 

Korn being on the archives was a fake, or Napero has gone crazy, here is the post.

Newsflash: A few revisions to the new policies (posted at 22:26)
There's been a redistribution of executive power in the MA, and certain undesirable elements have been punished by the new method of "KoRnBoarding". A few other changes shall be made soon.

The following items shall be included on the new charter:
- KoRn shall be nuked and all those who announced their approval of the abomination's inclusion in the sacred MA shall feel a nauseating guilt for a fortnight.
- Napero shall be revered as an Almost Supreme Being, and several yaks shall be sacrificed to him daily. Also, Pakistani users shall drown a cat to worship him every day at quarter past noon, unless it's black sabbath.
- Evenfiel shall receive the custom title of "Latino Caliente" as a reward for his faithful service in the name of Metal.
- All memories of any kind pertaining to Morrigan's alleged approval of KoRn shall be erased from the minds of all users, as well as the contents of this message. Fnord.
- The owners of the MA will be showered with gifts, including incence, jewels, valuable katanas and a brand new Volkswagen Polo.
- Nightgaunt's return to duty shall be an almost undetectable occurence, but those sensitive enough shall feel a disturbance in the Force, as if a billion souls cried aloud and then silenced...
- OSS is back to normal. Exorcism works!

In other words, thank you for your attention, it's already tomorrow in Australia. Happy 2nd April, everybody!
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mano_color_arcilla
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:04 pm 
 

I thought the whole ordeal was a pretty obvious prank.
That being said, I still thought it was funny.

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Celtic_Fire_666
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:06 pm 
 

mano_color_arcilla wrote:
I thought the whole ordeal was a pretty obvious prank.
That being said, I still thought it was funny.


At first I did but it lasted so long I gave in.
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If this dude lives like Methusaleh, he could still have his whole life ahead of him. I think a 1000 year sentence would have sent a better message: Not even your fictional biblical ancestors would get outta this, pal.

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Psycrypt
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:09 pm 
 

Christ, so did I.

That is some fucked-up, repugnant shit right there.
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Celtic_Fire_666
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:11 pm 
 

This is a travesty :durr: :brick:
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Nolan_B
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:11 pm 
 

How could somebody even be so retarded to believe it? I wouldn't have believed it even if they stayed on for a week.
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unclevladistav
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:12 pm 
 

I understand the whole Korn thing being a joke and all, so does that mean the stuff on the front page now is also a joke? Did the mods create the "KoRn iz metal" guy as part of this?

So, does the newsflash on the main page hold any truth? ("There's been a redistribution of executive power in the MA")

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Celtic_Fire_666
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:12 pm 
 

I was watching the topics all day so i kind of got caught up in it
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7IHd on Bernie Madoff's 150yr sentence wrote:
If this dude lives like Methusaleh, he could still have his whole life ahead of him. I think a 1000 year sentence would have sent a better message: Not even your fictional biblical ancestors would get outta this, pal.

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Celtic_Fire_666
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:14 pm 
 

I'm pretty sure the newsflash is just a way to blow all of this out of proportion for we the gullible.
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