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Runko
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PostPosted: Sat May 18, 2024 11:41 am 
 

I can't get over Uffe Cederlund.

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TheBurningOfSodom
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PostPosted: Sat May 18, 2024 12:02 pm 
 

https://www.metal-archives.com/artists/ ... Lee/697071

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Hircine
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PostPosted: Sat May 18, 2024 2:52 pm 
 

No idea what they were called, but I remember there was a very bad/funny photo of a Czech (?) black metal band where they were all in corpse paint and shirtless, including the female member who possessed tits that can probably be best described as "mournful".
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CreepingDeath16
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PostPosted: Sat May 18, 2024 3:44 pm 
 

Hircine wrote:
No idea what they were called, but I remember there was a very bad/funny photo of a Czech (?) black metal band where they were all in corpse paint and shirtless, including the female member who possessed tits that can probably be best described as "mournful".

That would be Enochian. Ex-member Kate "Devil" Lilith has the "mournful" picture on her artist page. Their current photo is also pretty priceless. Even the file itself seems corrupted, as if it couldn't handle the cringe!

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nightbreaker33
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PostPosted: Sat May 18, 2024 4:44 pm 
 

https://www.metal-archives.com/images/9 ... t.jpg?1411

LUL!
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Necrodictator
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PostPosted: Sat May 18, 2024 6:38 pm 
 

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nightbreaker33
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PostPosted: Sun May 19, 2024 7:20 am 
 

https://www.metal-archives.com/images/6 ... t.jpg?5724

The right one is funny but don't underestimate this guy. He had the best metal voice of the 80s. Feelings of Fury is the best pure heavy metal album!
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yungstirjoey666
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PostPosted: Sun May 19, 2024 12:33 pm 
 

A lot of great funny photos here, but I wonder if you guys could find examples of unironically great artist photoshoots that look professionally well-done by the standards of their time or how they conveyed the music they played?

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goetia_unreleased
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PostPosted: Sun May 19, 2024 12:56 pm 
 

yungstirjoey666 wrote:
A lot of great funny photos here, but I wonder if you guys could find examples of unironically great artist photoshoots that look professionally well-done by the standards of their time or how they conveyed the music they played?

Sounds like it might be time for a new thread.
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hallowed78
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PostPosted: Mon May 20, 2024 12:12 pm 
 

I had a Rage for Order vinyl and for quite some time thought that the promo pictures in the sleeve just don't do justice to the fantastic music. I know it's the 80s, but still.

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Forever Underground
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PostPosted: Mon May 20, 2024 12:49 pm 
 

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I had a Rage for Order vinyl and for quite some time thought that the promo pictures in the sleeve just don't do justice to the fantastic music. I know it's the 80s, but still.

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What do you mean? They look fucking great
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Zerberus
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PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2024 5:28 am 
 

hallowed78 wrote:
I had a Rage for Order vinyl and for quite some time thought that the promo pictures in the sleeve just don't do justice to the fantastic music. I know it's the 80s, but still.

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They look like if the Lost Boys were a visual kei band
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alktrash
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PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2024 5:59 am 
 

some like even on cover are inbetween "what is it a joke/parody?" and "these guys are really serious right?" just like the one by Destructor for example, I bought it for the fun but the music was quite good, I mean better than it looks

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Oxenkiller
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PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2024 7:55 pm 
 

Zerberus wrote:
They look like if the Lost Boys were a visual kei band


They look....very...1986.

Height of the glam rock era. Sure, Queensryche were heavier and more serious than the average glam band but, that was just the times they were living in. There were hundreds of bands out at the time who looked and dressed like this. Look at photos of, for example, Dokken from this same time period.

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